i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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