FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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