I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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