omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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