The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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