So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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