You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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