5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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