Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon