So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list