For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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