Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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