so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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