but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Randomize
