chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
you never un-have a 4some
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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