ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Randomize
