if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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