I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
My penis needs a shock collar
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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