he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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