I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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