Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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