If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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