My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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