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just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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