Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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