i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Randomize
