apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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