Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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