I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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