Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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