Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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