things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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