you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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