i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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