Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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