peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
