we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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