I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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