I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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