If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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