How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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