They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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