So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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