She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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