that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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