i just wanna soil my oats bro
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
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and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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