Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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