you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize