i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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