Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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