How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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