You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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