I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Do you have feelings for this penis?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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